Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The Weather Channel

I hate the Weather Channel.

Try listening to their "anchors" sometime. They motion at the pretty map and use inclusive language. "We're going to be seeing some..." NO YOU'RE NOT. I will be if I live there. Don't try to sympathize with me for my bad weather. You won't be seeing any of it. And I might ENJOY some of what I'm seeing. Not everyone looks for sun-shiney days you know.

And I hate it when they tell me what to do. "Break the out Umbrella, cause it's going to rain today!" No. I don't even own one. I've never used one in my life. I have no fear of water. Infact I stand naked infront of falling water on a DAILY basis. I don't see why I'd be afraid of doing it in clothing.

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