Not cause it wakes you up. Not cause it tastes good. Not cause it smells nice. But because I can put creamer in it, drink it, and then it tastes good. On its own, coffee is a terrible thing. But when you add creamer, it's magically delicious. I can think of no other food which tastes like ass completely unaltered, but when you add condiments, it's good. I don't even think it's the coffee that makes it good, it's just an excuse to allow me to drink the creamer. Here's to you coffee.
EDIT: OH, and it's the first day of July. SHIT. One month gone. College... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
1 comment:
You're silly. Wonderuffly brilliant, but quite silly. Don't die.
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