Super Spit

I just saw this water-gun comercial. It's funny how they make a big deal out of them.

YOU CAN LOCK IN THE EXTRA POWER PACK TO DOUBLE YOUR WATER SUPPLY AND SHOOT WATER AT PEOPLE EVEN HARDER!!! But... it's still water. OH NO YOU MADE MY SKIN A LITTLE ANNOYED WITH YOUR HIGH PRESSURE. WHATEVER SHALL I DO AGAINST YOUR SUPER SOAKER XII5,000 2!?

If they *really* wanted to make super soakers that intimidated the competition, they need new types of ammo. Being shot by water just isn't bad enough. I say they introduce a new line of ammo: "Celebrity Saliva." All of the cool kids will be shooting people with Stephen Hawking drool before you know it. And you'll think twice before going up against the kid with Paris Hilton spit, you don't know where it's been.